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Why don't we just skip the treasure and go straight to the Negronis and sandwiches?

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Today I came back from the non-imaginary UK. I stopped off in my non-imaginary car. All I found were 43 imaginary holes in the ground and 113 imaginary abandoned spades. I'll sell the imaginary spade blades for scrap, and burn the imaginary handles for warmth. The trouble is, one day, one of these imaginary stories will be true and we'll all look like fools. One day. #BreathNotHeld

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I have a car full of petrol ready to go. I am genuinely up for this. Are we on?

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Where do you live James...?

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Wimbledon

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You've had too much sugar again, haven't you.......

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And you can assure us there are not 3 Tiger Tanks lurking around? 😂

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You have the fame, Guy, now for the fortune!

PS. Cafe sounds good. OMW.

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What an exciting way to start the new year!! Would love to go but am completely broke after Christmas. Any chance of doing a raffle for an all expenses paid ticket 🤩🤩

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At last financial freedom from a life of toil at Lloyd's beckons - count me in . If your foot is still bad I am happy to drive , make Negroni's , organise supplies etc, pretty much everything short of actually digging !

I am elated by your strong conviction that "X" does indeed mark the spot

Whilst en route we can also discuss whether Hitler did actually die in the Bunker .

Cant wait

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>Whilst en route we can also discuss whether Hitler did actually die in the Bunker.

Of course he didn't. He was serving lunch in a truck stop on the E40 just east of Jabbeke when I saw him today.

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I think he was recently spotted living in a trailer near Area 51. Elvis lives next door.

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Fame and fortune awaits

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Books ticket to the Netherlands, if all else fails there’s always waffles.

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There aren't any left, Mary. This is why I am round.

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And coffee!

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